badmiiversepost:

“Nope, Ike is gay” “Ike is not gay”

“FUCK MY ROBOT PUSSY DADDY I’M SUCH A BAD NAUGHTY ROBOT”

whoredoeurve:

- Artificial Intelligence (TayTweets)

“Microsoft deletes ‘teen girl’ AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours”
— my favorite headline of all time (via essence-of-armbarring)

buttpoems:

fair and balanced

digitalfrontiers:

This is from a gorgeous new puzzle game released today called The Witness

(via alandro-sul)

babyseal:

Do not separate them.

(via dutchster)

hackerfucker:

hackerfucker:

cannot get over punished c-3po

evidence:

image

(via koshercatlovesbacon)

sorry-im-an-anglophile:
“ blackstarvevo:
“ dirkerdoodles:
“ shoopei:
“ look at the kittens
”
these are turtles
” ”

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(via dutchster)